By Danielle Steel
Stephanie had a rat for a husband. yet after thirteen years of marriage and young children, she used to be devastated while he left her for a more youthful girl. abruptly Stephanie used to be by myself. And after months of searching for a bit romance on New York's wild singles circuit, she was once able to quit, reconciled to simply elevating her nice, yet outspoken, teenagers. Then a spur-of-the-moment journey to Paris replaced every thing.
She met him at the Left financial institution. Peter Baker used to be a marvelously good-looking high-tech entrepreneur additionally traveling the town. Stephanie used to be convinced it couldn't almost certainly paintings. Peter was once simply too excellent. yet a lot to her amazement, he contacted her after they again to ny. And on the new york condominium cottage she shared along with her young children, Stephanie launched into a extraordinary and hilarious event past her wildest desires.
Shy, severe Peter, chairman of a bionic company, used to be presupposed to be away on enterprise. as an alternative, he's status at her door, donning day-glo satin and rhinestones. evidently, Stephanie thinks it's a joke--until the reality unexpectedly dawns: this isn't Peter enjoying a task. this can be his double! Calling himself Paul Klone, this wild, uninhibited creature isn't even remotely like Peter aside from his identically horny attractiveness. This uproarious novel explores the outrageous love triangle that develops among Stephanie, Peter...and the Klone.
In a wickedly humorous, right-on-target examine discovering the right mate in a less than excellent global, bestselling novelist Danielle metal finds insights into the human middle that experience made her novels number one bestsellers around the globe.
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The Klone and I: A High-Tech Love Story by Danielle Steel