By Geoffrey Wood
Would you recognize if he did, if God fairly spoke to you– wouldn't it be booming from the heavens or simply on your head?
If it was once on your head, how might you recognize if it was God or wasn’t?
Is God talking correct now yet we’re simply no longer listening?
And if God does let you know something…what might you do approximately it?
Meet Parrish. He’s a customary man, owns a espresso store. He occurs to be taking pictures the breeze along with his associates on the local chinese language buffet, conversing concerning the dents in golfing balls and such, whilst the dialogue develops right into a debate on even if God nonetheless speaks to people.
When his associates bypass out and he's left on my own, Parrish tells God he's “all in.” able to pay attention, do what he’s instructed, and spot what occurs. basically moments later, again at his desk, he opens his fortune cookie to discover a shock -- rather than a proverbial assertion, he reads a directive from God.
“Take the corner.”
God, through cookie, sends him in this first step of a probably absurd experience. His quest sends him to the nook bus cease, the place he unearths a dropped and forgotten letter, written in a determined tone, to aid these God brings throughout his course. There, Parrish befriends Audra, a nursing scholar who rides the bus domestic. And jointly they start to stick with the god cookie message, pursuing the random threads of the test, tying them jointly and studying extra approximately themselves than both ever imagined attainable.
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the god cookie: a novel by Geoffrey Wood