By Olivia Munn
During this hilarious assortment you'll locate essays like “Thoughts approximately My First Agent’s Girlfriend’s Vagina,” in which Olivia skewers what it’s prefer to reside in Hollywood. In “Sex: What you are able to do to assist your self Have extra of It,” she frankly will get all the way down to the company of having it on, together with suggestion on easy methods to accurately wrap it and bag it. In “What to Do while the Robots Invade (Yes, When!),” Olivia bargains invaluable details on . . . what to do whilst the robots invade! And simply in case you concept she couldn’t get any longer geeky, she will be able to. This e-book additionally contains such convenient treasures as a timeline of serious moments in Geek background, a turn booklet, an unofficial FAQ part, and a nifty (read: smokin') foldout poster.
Suck It, ask yourself Woman! brings Olivia Munn’s distinctive humor, excellent wit, and lightning-fast dress adjustments to a global that wishes extra scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and for the affection of God, a freakin' hoverboard!
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Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek by Olivia Munn