By Tom Weller
Technology Made silly is a e-book that teaches one tips on how to discomprehend the area round us!
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A debut number of witty, biting essays laced with a stunning heat, from Jen Mann, the author at the back of the preferred weblog humans i need to Punch within the Throat
People i would like to punch within the throat:
• someone who feels the necessity to bling her washing machine and dryer
• those that deal with their pets like children
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Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her web publication, humans i would like to Punch within the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to endure on suburban existence, marriage, and motherhood during this laugh-out-loud number of essays. From the politics of becoming a member of a play staff, to the fun of mothers’ evening out on the gun diversity, to the rewards of your so much significant dating (the one you've gotten along with your cleansing lady), not anything is sacred or off-limits.
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It wasn’t even the fact that he decorated the White House with African lions and a bear he’d personally killed. Teddy Roosevelt was a badass of the people. Roosevelt received letters from army cavalrymen complaining about having to ride twenty-five miles a day for training and, in response, Teddy rode horseback for a hundred miles, from sunrise to sunset, at fifty-one years old, effectively rescinding anyone’s right to complain about anything, ever again. Did we mention he had asthma when growing up?
Or that the poison also has a pheromone cocktail in it that’ll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive? Also, it can fly fifty miles in a day. It’d be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like “Don’t worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live,” but no, they live all over the freaking place. They kill more people in Japan than all animals—venomous, nonvenomous, irradiated mutant—combined. At least forty people die that way every year, each of them horribly.
Somehow it limits their heart rates and makes the adrenaline surge needed for most violent actions nearly impossible. Of course, wearing pink doesn’t necessarily mean that you are affected by it. After all, if it’s on your body you’re less likely to see it yourself. But everybody else? Well, they have to see it every time they look at you. Do you realize what that means? Wearing pink doesn’t make you a wimp; it makes everybody around you a wimp. Technically speaking, that means the toughest guy in any given situation is the guy in the My Little Pony shirt.
Science Made Stupid by Tom Weller