By Frank Lesser
An Emmy Award-winning author for The Colbert Report follows within the (big) footsteps of Bigfoot: I no longer Dead.
Monsters have it tricky. in addition to being deeply misunderstood, they be afflicted by very genuine difficulties: Mummies have physique photograph concerns, Godzilla goes via an existential concern, and creatures from the black lagoon face discrimination from creatures from the white lagoon. At center, those monsters are human; finally, you're what you devour. Quirkily illustrated, Sad Monsters hilariously records the rigors and tribulations of the entire undead creatures monster-mad readers have grown to like, from vampires and werewolves, to chupacabras and sphinxes, or even claw-footed bathtubs.
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Then, to Han-ner's pleased surprise, she kissed him before turning and hurrying to her parents' door. Hanner stood in the street for a moment after Mavi had vanished into the house, savoring the memory of that kiss. He had been kissed before, but not by Mavi. He had not been entirely sure until this moment that she reciprocated his interest in her. It wasn't unreasonable, he told himself. After all, Mavi came from a family of tradespeople, comfortable but far from truly rich; a match with a lord, even one so unimportant as himself, would surely be seen as a step up the social ladder.
She didn't see anyone she knew, and did not want to talk to strangers, even in a dream-at least, not yet-so she did not rise up to join the other flyers. They were all going the same direction, anyway, and she didn't want to go that way. She wanted to look at the shops on Dyer Street and see what pretty colors the cloth there had in this wonderful dream. They were lovely in real life, as she had seen when she and her mother went over there just two days ago, but her mother had refused to buy her any of the best fabrics for a new tunic.
Now, why did she think he had shoved her? He hadn't touched her; he was quite sure of it. He had been leaning on one elbow, and his other hand at his throat, trying to control his coughing; he could not possibly have shoved her. A kick would have been physically possible, but a look at the bedclothes convinced him that he had not unconsciously kicked her; his feet were still tucked neatly under the snug coverlet. Isia was not clumsy, though-at least, he had never seen her do anything else clumsy in the four days he had known her, nor had she seemed inclined to fancies or delusions.
Sad Monsters: Growling on the Outside, Crying on the Inside by Frank Lesser