By T. S. Eliot
T. S. Eliot’s playful cat poems have overjoyed readers and cat fans worldwide ever considering they have been first released in 1939. They have been initially composed for his godchildren, with Eliot posing as previous Possum himself, and later encouraged the mythical musical Cats. This beautiful variation makes an excellent new domestic for Mr. Mistoffelees, Growltiger, the Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity the secret cat, and lots of different memorable strays. It’s definitely the right supplement to the liked earlier version, which continues to be to be had.
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Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot