By Wayne Gladstone
While the net unexpectedly stops operating, society reels from the lack of flowing info, quick messages, and streaming leisure. Addicts wander the streets, chatting with themselves in a hundred and forty characters or forcing cats to accomplish tips for his or her enjoyment, whereas the really determined pin their requests for informal encounters on public bulletin forums. The economic climate tumbles additional and the govt. passes the draconian internet restoration Act.
For Gladstone, the Net's disappearance comes relatively not easy following the lack of his spouse, leaving his flask of Jamesons and grandfather’s fedora because the in basic terms comforts in his Brooklyn residence. yet there are rumors that somebody in manhattan continues to be on-line. anyone set except this new international the place fb flirters "poke" one another in actual existence and participants of nameless exchange memes at mystery events. the place a former librarian can promote details as a human seek engine, and the perverted satisfy their mystery fetishes on the blossoming Rule 34 membership. With assistance from his buddies, a blogger and a webcam woman either now out of labor, Gladstone units off to discover the web. yet is he the suitable guy to save lots of humanity from this Apocalypse?
For lovers of David Wong, Chad Kultgen, and Chuck Palahniuk, Wayne Gladstone’s Notes from the net Apocalypse examines the query “What is lifestyles with no the Web?”
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Notes from the Internet Apocalypse (Internet Apocalypse, Book 1) by Wayne Gladstone