By Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Genius physics professor Dr. Jane Darlington desperately wishes a baby.
But discovering a father won't be effortless. Jane's super-intelligence made her think like a freak whilst she was once transforming into up, and she's made up our minds to spare her personal baby that agony. this means that she needs to locate somebody very designated to father her baby. an individual very . . . good . . . stupid.
Cal Bonner, the Chicago Stars mythical quarterback, appears like the precise selection. yet his champion attractiveness and down-home methods are deceiving. Dr. Jane learns too overdue that this reliable ol' boy is lots smarter than he shall we on—and he's no longer approximately for use and deserted via a brainy, baby-mad schemer.
A excellent, lonely girl who goals merely of motherhood . . . A take-no-prisoners tricky man who'll accept not anything lower than quit . . . Can ardour and actual allure propel strong-willed but susceptible humans to a unconditionally unforeseen love?
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Extra resources for Nobody's Baby But Mine (Chicago Stars / Bonner Brothers series)
How little effort does it take a bat to roost upside down? Dead bats are routinely found in typical roosting position, looking like they are just taking a snooze. Only when they want to take off from their roost do bats have to flex their muscles. Other anatomical oddities also help bats roost upside down. Their necks are extremely flexible, so if they need to look behind them—no problem—they can turn their heads 180 degrees. The hind legs of bats are rotated so that their knees face backward, which aids in roosting.
But since I work, perhaps this too came from my labors. The pleasure came from the idea that I was providing for my family and showing love through my efforts. I asked my wife this question and she said that men are idiots and don’t have the sense to stay in the air-conditioned house and cook. She might have something there. 2. Male Bonding Chris Bennett also observes: Another aspect of grilling that deserves mention is the camaraderie it engenders. The grill gives men a place to stand and talk and renew acquaintance, while the smoke chases the women away.
You need special equipment and the more you practice the better you get. I think this is another draw to men to do the grilling. Although some married male grillers enjoy preparing the side dishes, our correspondents report that it is usually the wife who issues the invitations, prepares the non–barbecue-related food, sets the table, and cleans the dishes. Some women, resigned to their fate, have decided to go with the flow. Even if she can’t get her husband to agree to food preparation parity, this barbecue widow, who prefers to remain anonymous, will take what she can get: If I were the one on whom the family depended to plan, prepare, and put most of the meals on the table every single day, all year long, and if, on occasion, someone else said: “Hey honey, don’t worry about dinner tonight, I’ve got it covered,” I’d be up in a Calgon tub with candles, a book, and a beverage until I was called down to the table (which I probably set myself ).
Nobody's Baby But Mine (Chicago Stars / Bonner Brothers series) by Susan Elizabeth Phillips