By Pedro Lenz
Translated via Donal McLaughlin
An award-winning comedian novel approximately fact, lies, and storytelling, with an unforgettably unreliable narrator, translated from its leading edge Swiss vernacular again into the Glaswegian that used to be its unique inspiration
Known basically as "the goalie," the novel's narrator is usually taking the blame. He's simply been published from penitentiary, having stored quiet in the course of a drug bust at his neighborhood pub. The goalie is a sucker for an outstanding tale, he lives and breathes them, is without end telling tales to himself and someone who'll hear. He returns to his homeland broke, falling in love with Regi, a barmaid. On a visit jointly to Spain, to connect with his shady pals, Regi realizes that this obsession with storytelling has its downsides, the goalie all too able to think the yarns his so-called associates spin. This novel is a captivating, hilarious travel in the course of the goalie's anecdotes. Storytelling is his manner of fending off difficulties and clash, his crowning fulfillment and tragic flaw. Regi concludes that it isn't a lady the goalie wishes, yet an viewers. Pedro Lenz harnesses his massive powers as a performer and oral storyteller during this robust and unforgettable party of the rhythms and musicality of the spoken be aware.
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Naw Much of a Talker by Pedro Lenz