By P. G. Wodehouse
First released as "Mike" 1909, this booklet used to be cut up via Herbert Jenkins, Wodehouse's publishers, into "Mike at Wrykyn" and "Mike and Psmith" in 1953, with a few modernization of the language. Mike is the youngest of 5 brothers and exhibits indicators of being the easiest cricket batsman of all of them.
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The idea had been to allow a week for our publicity to peak, for some musical awards to be made-then the crime had to occur. In that brief period we were not only going to have to find some music, but we would have to rehearse the stuff and hopefully gain at least a moderate level of ability. Some chance. We were cutting it too fine. We needed some more help. ” I sipped some more beer first. “I must admit to an abysmal ignorance of the mechanics of making music. ” “You’re talking about a composer and an arranger.
I don’t know if this instrument will be featured in our recitals-but you must admit that it does draw attention. Last, and certainly not least, is Steengo. Who after he left the service became quite adept on the fiddelino. ” Steengo smiled paternally at us and waved. He had gray hair and an impressive paunch. I was concerned about his age and general fitness but the Admiral, after secretly scanning the records, reassured me that Steengo’s health was A – OK, that he worked out regularly and, other than a tendency towards slight overweight, he was fit for field conditions.
I bellowed. “Torture first-then murder. And you call yourself civilized. ” The last of the water gurgled down the drain and the door slowly opened. I aimed the pistol at it. I wouldn’t mind drowning if I could take the cretinous colonel or the sadistic sergeant with me. Something dark appeared through the partly open door. The gun banged and the bullet thudded into it. A briefcase. ” a male voice called out. ” “He only has one bullet, you’re safe,” I heard the Colonel gay. The briefcase came hesitantly into the room, carried by a grayhaired man who was wearing the traditional gold-flecked and diamond decorated black suit that adorned lawyers throughout the galaxy.
Mike at Wrykyn by P. G. Wodehouse