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By Jenny McCarthy

ISBN-10: 0062012983

ISBN-13: 9780062012982

New York Times bestselling writer Jenny McCarthy returns to her comedian roots during this candid, clever, and witty examine ladies, males, intercourse, romance, heartbreak, love, and the way (not) to faux it.

In Belly Laughs, Jenny McCarthy instructed you what you'll rather anticipate whilst you're looking forward to. In Baby Laughs and Life Laughs, she gave you the unfiltered ups and downs of motherhood and marriage. Now, in Love, Lust & Faking It, the inveterate fact teller turns the lighting fixtures on for a humorous, frequently poignant, and no-holds-barred examine the essence of relationships: love and intercourse.

Jenny explores the depth of old flame, introducing us to Tony, the boy of her teenage goals, and Tubby, her soiled, attractive crammed teddy endure. She takes us on a whirlwind journey of the realm of aphrodisiacs and fetishes, explains the significance of enjoying surgeon and different great and naughty fantasies, and provides thank you for the pleasures of chocolate. and she or he units the tale instantly on STDs, guy junk and woman bits, why we really cheat, why girls are grasp manipulators, the virtues of intercourse with the lighting fixtures off, the ability of a "loving no," the delight of the appropriate booty name, and a lot more.

jam-packed with funny tales approximately her personal out-rageous exploits—from turning into a Playboy omit October to the ache of having a coupon boob task to assembly Brad Pitt—as good because the classes she's discovered from kinfolk, associates, and enthusiasts, Love, Lust & Faking It takes on a subject matter the intercourse image, mom, tv megastar, comic, and divorcÉe may be depended on to envision with not anything yet unvarnished honesty and earthy humor. all through, Jenny reminds us to attempt greater, think in real love, and, so much of all, be style to ourselves. And to have plenty of enjoyable and sex—without faking it.

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I knew it went against all of the moral issues I had growing up. My mom hated tattoos, and the fact that it was a symbol outside Catholicism would make her hit the rosary even harder than when I got a hickey. I looked at the drunk guy and smiled. “Together we are one”—how cool is that, I kept thinking. As blood dripped down my lower back I became woozy. I never had gotten that slice of pizza to soak up the booze, and the evidence of that projected out of my mouth all over the floor. This didn’t seem to shock anyone.

Pretty much all the baby boomers were divorced, so I thought her odds were pretty great. ” To give you a little backstory, my mom worked as a janitor in a courthouse. Yes, a janitor. She cleaned up jail cells and bathrooms and actually enjoyed her job. That’s just how living saints roll, I guess. Apparently she’d been cleaning a courtroom the day before, and a lawyer came back because he forgot his briefcase. She looked up, and it was Tom. They both stared at each other in silence for a second.

She said he looked exactly the same, except he was bald. She said they talked about how long it had been and compared notes on their families. Then my mom dropped the “I’m divorced” card, just to see what he would say. ” DING DING DING! I said, “Mom, it’s meant to be. This is the love of your life! ” I begged her to at least go to dinner. ” She laughed, and I was able to hear in her voice an excitement I hadn’t heard in years. Mom and Tom were married in April 2000 and are still going strong. They talk about “doing it,” and it completely grosses me out.

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