By Tom Holt
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Now, with this Valentina, I am presented with another beautiful woman who appeals for my help. ” He starts to catalogue the horrors he is saving her from. The talk in the Ukrainian community is of no food in the shops. The only food is what people grow in their plots—just like the old days, they say. The hryvnia has fallen through the ﬂoor, and keeps falling every day. There has been an outbreak of cholera in Kharkiv. Diphtheria is sweeping through the Donbass. In Zhitomyr a woman was set upon in broad daylight and her ﬁngers chopped off for her gold rings.
I can’t imagine what you think you can gain from this, Nadezhda. I suppose you’re worried that if he sells the house, you won’t be able to inherit your share. Really! Your obsession is going too far. The house is much too big for him now. I tried to get a home help, but he refuses. As for this other sordid business—I tried to ﬁnd out what’s going on with this tart, but he won’t talk about it at all. He just changes the subject. I don’t know what the matter with him is. He was behaving most oddly.
What were they talking about? I could catch only phrases, fragments, but I caught the urgency in their voices. Or I would come into a room and notice the way their voices suddenly changed, their faces lighted into temporary smiles. Were they talking about that other time, that other country? Were they talking about what happened in between their childhood time and mine—something so fearful that I must never know about it? My sister is ten years older than I, and had one foot in the adult world.
In Your Dreams (J. W. Wells & Co. Series, Book 2) by Tom Holt