By David Duchovny
A rollicking, globe-trotting event with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won't quickly forget
Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a good looking satisfied one at that—her lengthy, lazy days are spent consuming, slumbering, and speaking to her ally, Mallory. One evening, Elsie and Mallory sneak out in their pasture; yet whereas Mallory is attracted to flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie reveals herself attracted to the farmhouse. during the window, she sees the farmer's relatives accrued round a vivid field God—and what the field God unearths approximately anything referred to as an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsie's realizing of her international to its core.
There's just one resolution: get away to a greater, more secure global. And so a motley team is shaped: Elsie; Jerry—excuse me, Shalom—a cranky, Torah-reading pig who's lately switched over to Judaism; and Tom, a clever (in his personal brain, at the least) turkey who can't fly, yet who can paintings an iPhone along with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport.
Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tom—who does ultimately discover ways to fly (sort of)—dispenses psychiatric suggestion in a faux German accessory; and Shalom, rejected by way of his followed humans in Jerusalem, finally ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians. David Duchovny's charismatic creatures element the best way towards a mutual knowing and popularity that the area desperately wishes.
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Holy Cow: A Modern-Day Dairy Tale by David Duchovny