By Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett places his stamp at the new Discworld novel.
Moist von Lipwig used to be a con artist and a fraud and a guy confronted with a existence selection: be hanged, or placed Ankh-Morpork’s in poor health postal carrier again on its toes. It used to be a tricky choice. yet he’s bought to determine that the mail will get via, come rain, hail, sleet, canine, the submit place of work employees pleasant and Benevolent Society, the evil chairman of the Grand Trunk Semaphore corporation, and a hour of darkness killer. Getting a date with Adora Bell Dearheart will be great, too. might be it’ll take a legal to be successful the place sincere males have failed, or perhaps it’s a demise sentence both approach. or maybe there’s a shot at redemption within the mad international of the mail, watching for a guy who’s ready to push the envelope...
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Going Postal (Discworld, Book 33) (UK Edition) by Terry Pratchett