By Penn Jillette
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FROM the bigger, LOUDER half THE WORLD-FAMOUS MAGIC DUO PENN & TELLER comes a scathingly humorous reinterpretation of the 10 Commandments. they're The Penn Commandments, they usually exhibit one outrageous and opinionated atheist’s adventure on the earth. From acting blockbuster indicates at the Vegas Strip to the adventures of fatherhood, from an ongoing discussion with proselytizers of the Christian correct to the thrill of intercourse whereas scuba diving, Penn Jillette’s self-created Decalogue invitations his reader on a trip of discovery that's equivalent components clever and wisecracking. God, No! is a curler coaster of exploration as Penn indicates that doubt, skepticism, and wonder—all indicators of a common feeling of disbelief—are to be celebrated, instead of suppressed. And he tells a few beautiful rattling humorous tales alongside the best way.
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 15 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY On this day in 1919, a tank at the Purity Distilling Company in Boston burst, flash-flooding streets and buildings with more than two million gallons of molasses. The accident occurred while the distillery made a final batch of alcohol before Prohibition took effect. The tank acted like a missile, hitting and collapsing the tracks of an elevated train. An engineer saved the lives of his passengers by reversing his train before it reached the damaged tracks.
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God, No!: Signs You May Alredy Be an Antheist and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette