By Ben Elton
Little Theatre Comedy Ben Elton Characters: three male, three lady inside Set the 1st play written by means of the preferred writer of Popcorn, Gasping is a brilliantly humorous satire on titanic enterprise, the media and product exploitation. Lockheart Industries is making critical cash, yet Sir Chiffley Lockheart wishes the thrill that discovering the way to make cash the place none has existed prior to supplies him. Philip, a pushy workaholic govt, indicates promoting clothier air. Perrier for the nostrils turns into the selling phenomenon of the last decade and thousands are speedy made. humans commence hoarding for a wet day and oxygen offers run low. The 3rd international is plundered, making a larger divide among the haves and feature nots. the area begins gasping and simply the most important suckers continue to exist. "A poisonously humorous morality play.... A awesome debut." London Sunday instances. "A sharp witted satire.... super funny." Independe
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Gasping by Ben Elton