By C. T. Grey
“She knelt ahead of me at the shed ground and tugged lightly, then tougher until eventually eventually it got here. I moaned with excitement. Now for the opposite boot . . .”
Colin Grey’s lifestyles was happy and simple, until the day every thing changed—the day his spouse learn that book. by surprise, he was thrust headfirst into a gloomy, illicit world of excitement and pain. This is what occurs while a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire invades man’s final position of privacy: his yard shed.
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Fifty Sheds of Grey by C. T. Grey