By Tom Holt
All Malcolm Fisher did used to be run over a badger. regrettably the badger grew to become out to be Ingolf, final of the giants. along with his loss of life breath he reluctantly gave Malcolm presents of energy and made him ruler of the realm.
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Expecting Someone Taller by Tom Holt