By John Croucher
Every person hates checks. moreover, there is not anything worse that staring blankly at an examination paper figuring out you cannot resolution the questions. the writer has exposed excuses and dishonest strategies utilized by scholars worldwide to prevent tests, to help their stories or to give an explanation for terrible marks. From undies inspections to pupil riots, this can be a number of usually miraculous tales.
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In this instance the hapless students had been set a problem for which the solution provided by the manual contained several typing errors. When challenged, they admitted that they did indeed have a copy of the manual but refused to say how they had obtained it. Word power in action A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. Carolyn Wells Word processors have been a godsend to those of us whose handwriting is illegible or who are simply incapable of neat presentation using a pen. Expert in their use were Richard and Emma, good friends who were both enrolled in a business law course.
These students seem unable to correctly read the exam timetable that is widely distributed several weeks before the event. Occasionally the degree of lateness is taken to the limit. Jennifer and Carly were typical of such casesthey both turned up exactly two weeks after scheduled exam day. They were asked to explain how they could both independently make such a gross mistake. Didnt they talk to other students in the meantime who might have made mention of sitting for the paper? Apparently not.
Unnoticed, he slipped Emmas diskette back into her bag. Despite there being about fifty students in the course, the astute marker had a feeling of déjà vu when assessing Emmas effort, having seen Richards several papers before. After placing them side by side, it was obvious that some degree of copying had taken place, although the source was hard to identify. When the students were called into the deans office to offer an explanation, both denied any collusion whatsoever. It was only when they were threatened with six months suspension for cheating that Richards conscience got the better of him and he decided to confess to save the innocent Emma.
Exam Scams: Best Cheating Stories and Excuses from Around the World by John Croucher