By Andy Dawson
A diary from the Queen Of Hearts, charting her growth within the afterlife, in line with the wildly renowned @DianaInHeaven Twitter account.
Follow a 12 months in Diana's lifestyles as she plots to seduce Jimi Hendrix, is baffled by means of the innovations of Michael Jackson, reminisces approximately her time in the world and enjoys spending time together with her robotic Jade Goody.
Contains VERY robust language.
Oh, simply examine terrible, terrible Steve Irwin. nonetheless hasn’t come to phrases with personal tragic, freakish loss of life. Doesn’t set foot out of his pod until he’s obtained his vulcanised rubber burka on and trudges round parping on a klaxon and thrashing a tennis racket at someone and something that is going close to him.
It’s ok Steve, you’re in Heaven mate – no jellyfish can harm you currently. Be nonetheless my child.
Best needs in this special occasion to the fathers of my young children. Er, father, I intended father. As in just one. bought that?
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Diana In Heaven: The Dead Princess Diaries by Andy Dawson