By Terry Pratchett
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Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. ” 80. There are no winners in life…only survivors. 81. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 82. Without ME, it’s just AWESO. 83. The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. 84. I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? 85. The farther away the future is, the better it looks. 86. There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
Joke 46: As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. " Joke 47: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Joke 48: What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician Joke 49: Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" Joke 50: How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
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Coup de tabac (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 39) by Terry Pratchett