By John DeChancie
Fort Perilous continues to be tottering from final year's conflict with the Hosts of Hell, and regaining balance proves a difficult balancing act. prior to Jeremy can layout a application to calm the tremors of the universe, an alternate depraved truth looks that threatens to topple every thing! fortress P. needs to face its evil dual, replete with its personal dastardly doppleganger army-with the shadow self ensues nearly as good and Evil conflict it out within the 144,000th size!
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 15 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY On this day in 1919, a tank at the Purity Distilling Company in Boston burst, flash-flooding streets and buildings with more than two million gallons of molasses. The accident occurred while the distillery made a final batch of alcohol before Prohibition took effect. The tank acted like a missile, hitting and collapsing the tracks of an elevated train. An engineer saved the lives of his passengers by reversing his train before it reached the damaged tracks.
If the water is less than 6 inches deep and not moving quickly, you should be able to walk quickly or run. Move to the roof. If you are trapped by rising, fast-moving water and cannot get to higher ground, get on the roof of a two- or three-story house. Do not attempt to swim across floodwaters. Deep, quickly moving floodwaters will almost certainly overpower you and sweep you away. FRIDAY, JANUARY 18 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY The Six Million Dollar Man, starring Lee Majors, debuted on this day in 1974.
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Castle War (Castle Perilous, Book 4) by John DeChancie