By John DeChancie
Fort Perilous is a magic fort choked with secret and event, yet occasionally even magic castles can cross awry. this actual fort has the facility to ship its visitors to 144,000 trade worlds, every one a ravishing voyage to the unknown. yet each one voyage turns out to backfire. computing device whiz child Jeremy is caught on a planet of golf-playing dinosaurs. Gentrified Gene unearths himself a on a planet overrun with amazon ladies the place the queen has taken a specific shine to him and purely Lord of the fort Incarnadine can cease this witty insanity from shaking fortress abducted to its foundations.
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Followed by an uproarious laugh, and舰wait舰What was that? Was he barking? No. He wasn舗t barking. He was telling a joke. 舠Gggrrr舰Ruff! 舡 Umm, yeah. That was a bark. What. The. Fuck?!!!! I wasn舗t sure what to do exactly so I did what I was best at back then: I froze. Just like舰freakin舗 ice. The Ice Teen Girlie Girl Cometh. Oh yeah, if you freeze, no one can see you. It舗s common knowledge. And that was not all舒no, that was not all. Because next came the freak-show grand finale. 舠Grrrr舰ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff舰舡 With spit flying from the corner of his mouth like a Saint Bernard.
So every playtime I would race to the back corner and jump in the house. 舡 I would yell. And the other girls would race to the house. And every day, there舗d be one too many girls who wanted to play. 舡 So, with what little pride I had at four years old, I would hold my head high and act as if I didn舗t really want to play. 舠Oh, I know. I didn舗t want to play house. 舡 Could you just die?! It crushed my heart every single day. I didn舗t understand it. I was always nice to everyone. I swear. I ended up realizing through life, that at that age, kids looked at Annie and me as two sisters to choose from.
She once bought like thousands of dollars worth of rice cookers because they were on sale. She can舗t control herself around a good deal. Or a bad one. She once bought out a store of its swing gliders and made everyone in the family throw away their beds to sleep on their very own, individual swing glider. Another aunt married a guy who makes decent money, so now there is nothing for her to do but go to the gym and take long showers there. Why? I think she does that to save money. In the past, when she came to my mom舗s house for dinner, she brought a plastic bag and took fruits and vegetables my mom just bought.
Castle Kidnapped (Castle Perilous, Book 3) by John DeChancie