By Greg Bardsley
It's 2008. In 3 days, family members guy and Silicon Valley speechwriter Dan Jordan will see his start-up inventory vest. He'll funds out with $1.1 million, flip in his frenetic Valley lifestyles in for a slower one at the seashore together with his spouse and little ones, and at last reside the existence he's speculated to stay. Or so he thinks. ahead of he can gather his funds and get outta steer clear of, all hell breaks free. Dan is abducted via a gang of tiny IT nerds who threaten to get him fired ahead of the choices can vest, stalked by means of a very likely murderous company safeguard muscle guy, and faced with the prospective disintegration of his marriage, all whereas his sociopath neighbor, loopy Larry, threatens to wreck every little thing. . . .
Side-splittingly humorous and whole of larger-than-life characters, Cash Out is like Office Space as reimagined by means of the creators of The Hangover--a sly caper long past outrageously, unforgettably awry.
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Cash Out: A Novel by Greg Bardsley