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By P. G. Wodehouse

ISBN-10: 1409035018

ISBN-13: 9781409035015

A Jeeves and Wooster assortment those marvellous tales introduce us to Jeeves, whose first ever accountability is to therapy Bertie's raging hangover ('If you will drink this, sir... it's a little guidance of my very own invention. it's the Worcester Sauce that provides it its color. The uncooked egg makes it nutritious. The crimson pepper offers it its chunk. gents have advised me they've got stumbled on it tremendous invigorating after a overdue evening.') And from that second, one of many funniest, sharpest and so much touching partnerships in English literature by no means appears to be like back...

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Not used to public speaking, he was very nervous and decided to read through his written communication. However, he could not comprehend why people suddenly laughed in the middle of his presentation. Os at the end of each page, while reading out. The United States government spent a few million dollars trying to develop a pen that would work in the zero-gravity of an astronaut’s capsule, but without success. Frustrated, they approached the Soviet space agency. ” A professor of zoology kept his crabs in an open tank.

One such worthy Governor went for inspection to a university. As he entered the library, he saw before him a rack on which the latest arrivals were displayed—among which was a new edition of Shakespeare. “I am glad,” remarked His Excellency, “that you have the latest works of Shakespeare. He is a great writer. I myself have enjoyed reading many of his novels. ” This anecdote was told at a function by Professor Hashim Ali, when he was the Vice-Chancellor of the Aligarh Muslim University. Two men died and presented themselves before the pearly gates of heaven.

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