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By Bob Garfield

ISBN-10: 1612183964

ISBN-13: 9781612183961

Jack Schiavone desires to rebuild his existence after an embezzlement scandal observed him drummed out of his high-paying advertisements activity. So he’s reinvented himself as “Mr. Mattress,” a bedding franchisee in Ebbets seashore, Brooklyn. working a bed shop is a great, quiet life—until Jack will get sucked right into a simmering mob struggle that pits an bold Russian crime boss opposed to a softening Italian don.
Soon everyone seems to be “going to the mattresses.”
Jack falls for the don’s lovely black-sheep daughter, a felony relief lawyer, making him the objective of a jealous clever guy/lounge singer who’s fixated on her too. And his new shop manager—the don’s mild, stamp gathering, cottage cheese–eating former consigliere—proves pretty much as good at promoting mattresses as he used to be at cooking the books for the mob. Then the Russians wear a exhibit of strength, and the don’s in simple terms recourse is to name on the world’s worst hit guy: a mild-mannered chiropractor with an cutting edge killing method.
When the smoke clears, who may be the don of Ebbets seashore?

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TUESDAY, JANUARY 15 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY On this day in 1919, a tank at the Purity Distilling Company in Boston burst, flash-flooding streets and buildings with more than two million gallons of molasses. The accident occurred while the distillery made a final batch of alcohol before Prohibition took effect. The tank acted like a missile, hitting and collapsing the tracks of an elevated train. An engineer saved the lives of his passengers by reversing his train before it reached the damaged tracks.

If the water is less than 6 inches deep and not moving quickly, you should be able to walk quickly or run. Move to the roof. If you are trapped by rising, fast-moving water and cannot get to higher ground, get on the roof of a two- or three-story house. Do not attempt to swim across floodwaters. Deep, quickly moving floodwaters will almost certainly overpower you and sweep you away. FRIDAY, JANUARY 18 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY The Six Million Dollar Man, starring Lee Majors, debuted on this day in 1974.

If no pills are available, mix 2 ounces of granulated potassium iodide with clean water and shake or stir vigorously until the solution is saturated. Take 4 drops per day for at least 10 days. For infants, paint iodine onto the soles of the feet. 4 Monitor your symptoms. Mild exposure may result in skin burns, weakness, loss of appetite, vomiting, and diarrhea. High doses lead to fainting, bleeding from the nose and gums, hair loss, and anemia. 5 Get help. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY Former President Theodore Roosevelt began a trek along the River of Doubt in the Brazilian Amazon on this day in 1914.

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