By Angie Sage
This home is now not on the market Araminta Spookie lives in an excellent outdated haunted condo, yet her crabby aunt Tabby desires to circulation. Aunt Tabby is decided to promote their house—Araminta has to prevent her! With assistance from a haunted go well with of armor named Sir Horace, a ghost named Edmund, and many mind's eye, Araminta hatches a plot for an lousy Ambush that's so ghoulish, it simply may perhaps paintings!
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Extra resources for Araminta Spookie 1: My Haunted House
Like how to get to the balcony. Of course, I knew there was only one answer to that—through a secret passage. -41- -5- THE SECRET PASSAGE I have a Secret Passage Kit, just like my Ghost Kit. I have always wanted to find a secret passage, and now I was sure that at last I had the key to one. First I opened my Secret Passage Kit box and took out a flashlight, a ball of string, and some emergency supplies of cheese and onion chips. You need a flashlight because secret passages are always dark, and you need -42- a ball of string so that you can find your way out again—I’ll tell you how that works in a minute.
It was very irritating. It was nearly lunchtime by the time I had put Sir Horace back together—all, that is, except for his left foot. His left foot was just about the most stupid left foot I have ever known. I was feeling very annoyed, so I told Sir Horace exactly what was what. “It’s all right for you, Sir Horace, you moldy old rust bucket,” I said, “but I’ve got -38- Q much more important things to do. If I don’t get my Plans ready, then some really stupid people who can’t even read a perfectly obvious sign are going to buy this house, and we will have to move out.
I had better things to do than put a heap of rusty junk back together. Why was Aunt Tabby always popping up when you least wanted to see her? ” Aunt Tabby kicked -32- the grate. “There are some people coming who want to buy the house, and I think a nice suit of armor in the hall will make a good impression. People like suits of armor. ” I said. “I want everything left nice and tidy, please! ” I gasped. “But that doesn’t give me nearly enough time to—” Oops. ” asked Aunt Tabby suspiciously, peering at me through her sooty spectacles.
Araminta Spookie 1: My Haunted House by Angie Sage