By Justin Racz
Guaranteed to make you thankful for the task you've got and grateful for the single you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the man who operates the "It's a Small international in the end" experience, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, that allows you to all think higher approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour images of the grim, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs in the market, and all their bad employment info, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is definitely the right reward for somebody caught in a nine-to-five grind who must consider why it may be an entire, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO long island. His parody J.Crewd was once released through Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a couple of those jobs, so I communicate from event whilst I say Justin Racz has became a painful and very miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i might considered this booklet first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's higher Than You At...
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