By Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 15 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY On this day in 1919, a tank at the Purity Distilling Company in Boston burst, flash-flooding streets and buildings with more than two million gallons of molasses. The accident occurred while the distillery made a final batch of alcohol before Prohibition took effect. The tank acted like a missile, hitting and collapsing the tracks of an elevated train. An engineer saved the lives of his passengers by reversing his train before it reached the damaged tracks.
If the water is less than 6 inches deep and not moving quickly, you should be able to walk quickly or run. Move to the roof. If you are trapped by rising, fast-moving water and cannot get to higher ground, get on the roof of a two- or three-story house. Do not attempt to swim across floodwaters. Deep, quickly moving floodwaters will almost certainly overpower you and sweep you away. FRIDAY, JANUARY 18 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY The Six Million Dollar Man, starring Lee Majors, debuted on this day in 1974.
If no pills are available, mix 2 ounces of granulated potassium iodide with clean water and shake or stir vigorously until the solution is saturated. Take 4 drops per day for at least 10 days. For infants, paint iodine onto the soles of the feet. 4 Monitor your symptoms. Mild exposure may result in skin burns, weakness, loss of appetite, vomiting, and diarrhea. High doses lead to fainting, bleeding from the nose and gums, hair loss, and anemia. 5 Get help. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27 TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY Former President Theodore Roosevelt began a trek along the River of Doubt in the Brazilian Amazon on this day in 1914.
2013 Daily Calendar: Worst-Case Scenario by Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht