By Simon Bond
Seeing that time immemorial mankind has been suffering from the query "What do you do with a lifeless cat?" the following, eventually, in one hundred and one hilarious, outrageous, and (sometimes) downright in poor health cartoons, are a few solutions. 101 black-and-white illustrations.
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101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond